Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Ziggy outs the girlfriends boyfriend.

Careful what you say in front of your boyfriend's pets.

A devastated man found his girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot kept blurting out her lover's name. Every time her mobile rang the bird, named Ziggy, screeched: "Hiya, Gary".

The boyfriend finally realized something might be up when he cuddled up to his girlfriend Suzy on the sofa and Ziggy squawked "I love you, Gary" in a perfect imitation of Suzy's voice.

Suzy has moved out, but so has Ziggy, who wouldn't stop mentioning Gary. "I love him to bits," said Chris. "But it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again."

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